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Victoria and David Beckham are watching the Six O'Clock News. The headline story is about a man who's threatening to jump off a bridge on to the busy road below.

Victoria turns to David and says, "I bet you £10,000 that he jumps."

David says, "£10,000? Done."

The pair shake on it and continue watching.

Sure enough, the man jumps and hits the road below with a thud.

David takes £10,000 out of his pocket and gives it to Victoria.

Victoria says, "I can't take that from you. I was cheating. I saw a news bulletin earlier, so I knew what was going to happen."

David says, "No, babe, the money's yours. I saw the earlier bulletin too; I just didn't think he'd do it again." :)

What's the difference between David Beckham and an Airfix kit with no glue?

A. One's a glueless kit.

After Yassar Arafat died , the Palestinian undertakers clothed his body in an Newcastle shirt, Spurs shorts and Rangers socks.....In his will he'd said he wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip.

That was a cracker. Well done, you really made my day. I like Becks and i STILL laughed!

HAHAHA LOLOLOL !!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD ONES

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Haw-Haw

Quite interesting

Haha I like the first one best

Funny! Ha Ha!

good old david

Ha ha ha ......excellent !! lol lol

ha ha ha

Very Good for all of them but Vicky and I fort the first one was the best.

I like the first one. :D It's sweet!