วันพุธที่ 29 เมษายน พ.ศ. 2552

My tyre has a puncture and I need to get home by 3 o'clock....?

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Would my colleague's eye patch make a good repair kit? He's left it on his desk after going to clean his glass eye.


The seal between the eyepatch material and the tyre won't be durable enough to get you home.

Try this:

a. Put the eyepatch on, find a sharp cutlass (try your company's stationery cupboard; if not, there's usually one in the pantry) and practise saying 'ARRRRRRR' loudly in the lift on the way down to the car park.

b. Wait for someone to get in their car, then hijack it.

c. Sticking a little 'skull & crossbones' flag on the top of your new vehicle is considered a bit of a fashion faux pas, so leave it out.

d. The next day, please wash, dry and return the eyepatch to your colleague. A true friend would wipe his eye clean with Windex, too.

What was the address? I might give you a lift.

"Tyre" is spelled wrong. If you need to get home take the bus.

Change it for the spare?! Most cars have the kit in them (jack etc) to do it, its not hard!

If its a car fit the spare usually located in the bottom of the boot, under the rear of the car or in the engine bay.

Vampire

Chill babe, have a mojito and calm down. Flutter your eyelashes and someone will volunteer

u need to get the spare put on and get the tire down to a reapair place and they should be able to repair it for u straight away costing between £30 and £40!

Eye patchs are not so good, I recommend using a lovely leather or maybe leopard skin thong for the purpose

It will make your tyre functional and SEXY, don't you think.

try a stick on period pad

Yep give it a go

If its a pushbike, then just wheelie all the way home.

Tera to puchca bangaya. (sali chute)

Have someone help you put the spare on and take tire to get repaired if possible.Or if you wish you could use fix a flat,but I suggest not using this because it is dangerous and eats up the inside of the tire over time

Nope won't work..

TireSlime is a better idea

Safe for all tires, unlike fix-a-flat

No! But , if you would have hit spell check... "Tire " would have been spelled right.......

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